Yo' Panda So Fat...
Chuang Chuang the panda is fat.
How fat is he?
Chuang Chuang so fat he isn't allowed to have sex anymore!
The authorities at Chuang Chuang's Thai zoo have put him on a strict diet of bamboo leaves, according to MSNBC. The female panda that zookepers are hoping he'll mate with is apparently scared off by his bootylicious body and refuses to mate with him.
Chuang Chuang...have you called Jenny yet?
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